You will never know hunger.

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They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners
always spell better than they pronounce.
-- Mark Twain

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The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of
the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at
her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic
Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my
steel through your last meal!'
-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

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You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

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Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

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Break into jail and claim police brutality.

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An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain

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An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

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Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.

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Beware the one behind you.

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Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

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There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of
paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.

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You will engage in a profitable business activity.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

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Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of
24 hours.
-- Mark Twain, on New England weather

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Condense soup, not books!

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Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

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They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners
always spell better than they pronounce.
-- Mark Twain

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Harp not on that string.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

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