Thursday 21 August 2008

Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.

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Tuesday 19 August 2008

Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.

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Monday 18 August 2008

Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.

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Sunday 17 August 2008

You are number 6! Who is number one?

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Saturday 16 August 2008

Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.

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Friday 15 August 2008

Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.

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Thursday 14 August 2008

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Wednesday 13 August 2008

You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

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Tuesday 12 August 2008

Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.

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Monday 11 August 2008

You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty
attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool
takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge
which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with
a lot of other things, so that he has difficulty in laying his hands upon it.
Now the skilful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his
brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing
his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect
order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and
can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every
addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of
the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out
the useful ones.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

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Sunday 10 August 2008

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Saturday 9 August 2008

The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

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Friday 8 August 2008

Are you a turtle?

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Thursday 7 August 2008

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Wednesday 6 August 2008

You will gain money by an immoral action.

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Tuesday 5 August 2008

You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

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Monday 4 August 2008

Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.

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Sunday 3 August 2008

The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State
Univ. by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George
Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his
time) novelist. He is best known today for having written "The Last
Days of Pompeii."

Whenever Snoopy starts typing his novel from the top of his doghouse,
beginning "It was a dark and stormy night..." he is borrowing from Lord
Bulwer-Lytton. This was the line that opened his novel, "Paul Clifford,"
written in 1830. The full line reveals why it is so bad:

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except
at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of
wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene
lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty
flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

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Saturday 2 August 2008

You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this message.

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Friday 1 August 2008

The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

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