Harp not on that string.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

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You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
-- Mark Twain

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When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Mark Twain

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You will engage in a profitable business activity.

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You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

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Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not
advice, it is merely custom.
-- Mark Twain

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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens

A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.

The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)
-- by Franz Kafka

A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.

Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)
-- by J. R. R. Tolkien

Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.

Hamlet LITE(tm)
-- by Wm. Shakespeare

A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy
girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.

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Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

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You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.

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The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain

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Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

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You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the
Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the
parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
-- Sherlock Holmes

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Your step will soil many countries.

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Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.

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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?

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For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

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.. A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain

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Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

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It is a wise father that knows his own child.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

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In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain

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You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

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People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.

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Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

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